Shit You Find Yourself Googling During Perimenopause
When you enter perimenopause, you won’t know it initially. You just start experiencing weird ass symptoms that confuse, annoy, and trouble you. Some may completely freak you out. What do you do when you can’t make sense of something? You Google it, of course!
If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s (perhaps even 30s), and you find yourself Googling any of the following things, you just might be in perimenopause. If you Google a lot of the following shit, you’re likely living in the big P at right this very moment.
- Why do my hips hurt so much?
- How does my back hurt so much?
- Why does my shoulder hurt so much?
- Why does my head hurt so often?
- Why do my joints ache so badly?
- Why am I scared to drive all of a sudden?
- Why do my ears itch, buzz, and/or ring?
- How to stop sweating through my clothes in the middle of the night
- Signs of early-onset dementia
- Where did all my motivation go?
- Why do I smell burning toast/plastic/cigarettes when nothing is actually burning?
- Feeling of bugs crawling on your skin
- How to know if you’re losing your mind
- Can ADD pop up in middle age?
- What causes overwhelming fatigue?
- Feeling impending doom in the middle of the night
- Clumsiness in your 40s/50s
- How to know if you’ve had a stroke
- Why are my eyes so dry?
- What causes a metallic taste in my mouth?
- Why do my armpits smell like mangos?
- Why does my period now last forever?
- How to get your racing mind to slow the fuck down
- Why is my hair thinning and falling out?
- Electrical shocks in the body
- Reasons for nausea in middle age
- Always thirsty even after drinking water
- Why am I getting constant UTIs when I’m not having sex?
- Why does my heart race?
- Wanting to slap my husband just for breathing
- Why do everyday tasks now overwhelm me?
- What causes a person to feel they can’t get a deep enough breath?
- Alcohol intolerance in your 40s
- What causes decision paralysis?
- Can you develop agoraphobia in middle age?
- Why does food no longer taste the same?
- What causes spastic, itchy, twitchy legs at night?
- Tips for tolerating people
- What to do when you stop giving a shit
- WTF chin and neck acne at age 50?
- Why does my eye twitch whenever I listen to my coworker chewing?
- How to build a time machine so I can return to my youth
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