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Five Signs Your Hormones Have Gone Rogue
If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s (perhaps even 30s) who no longer feels like yourself, you could very well be in perimenopause. Perimenopausal symptoms are odd, annoying, and surprising, and they all leave you asking, WTF? Read on for a handful of examples. Everything itches. Have you ever watched monkeys at a…
Read MoreFive Ridiculous Plot Twists in the Perimenopause Saga
If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s (perhaps even 30s) who no longer feels like yourself, you could very well be in perimenopause. Perimenopausal symptoms are annoying, odd, and surprising, and they all leave you asking, WTF? Read on for a handful of examples. Your memory has gone to shit. We can all…
Read MoreShit You Find Yourself Googling During Perimenopause
When you enter perimenopause, you won’t know it initially. You just start experiencing weird ass symptoms that confuse, annoy, and trouble you. Some may completely freak you out. What do you do when you can’t make sense of something? You Google it, of course! If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s (perhaps even…
Read MoreThe Three Poopy Ps of Being a Woman: Periods, Pregnancy, & Perimenopause
I was ten years old when I got my first period. Unlike the character in Judy Blume’s classic Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, I was not eager to start menstruating. Of course, no female gets a vote on this. Although my period came early in life, it took no time at all to…
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